Underwear and Dog Food

So SS was awoken by his phone at 7:00 am on a Saturday morning. Very groggy he answered. JH was on the other line and said, "You need to come and pick me up at the sheriffs station!" SS replied "Why are you at the sheriffs station?" JH said "Just come and get me right now!" SS, being the nice guy he was, he agreed. Just before SS hung up JH added "And SS, bring me some pants." Not at all sure what was going on SS grabbed some pants and headed down to the sheriffs station to pick up JH and find out what the hell was going on.

When SS pulled up, there was JH standing out front wearing only a pair of tighty whities and holding a ten pound bag of dog food. SS stopped and let JH in and asked "Where are your pants and what's with the dog food?" JH , never one to mince words, said "Those faggot cops arrested me and took my pants." "Why?!" replied a confused SS. Apperently JH was passing bad checks around town and got caught wearing a pair of pants he bought with the bad checks. The sherrif took his pants and checks and left him with only his giant bag of dog food and his underwear. That must have been a fun night in jail.