Poop Finger

So it was Super Bowl Sunday and I was pretty sick of all the pregame coverage.  I suggested to my then girlfriend that we should fuck. "But your mom is home and I'm in a screaming kind of mood", she says. The island it is.

The island is a place in my town that was like Spanish Fly for chicks. The water, the view, I'm not exactly sure what it was, but it always worked. 

Anyway, we got out our blanket and headed down to this secluded little area to take care of business. A few minutes in and I realized she wasn't kidding about screaming. She was howling so loud I figured the people on the walking path might hear her and come running assuming she was being raped or killed or both.  With how turned on she clearly was I figured anal was a definite possibility.

While still in doggy style, I stuck a finger up her asshole to gauge the reaction and assess the prospects of some good ole butt fucking. She moaned in delight. It was go time. I pulled my finger out of her puckered starfish and looked in horror at what was covering my now chocolate digit. SHIT! Not just a little streak mind you, it was a full on turd, like she had been saving this sucker up for a few days or something.

As I was kneeling behind this still unaware, naked chick contemplating whether an erection after I vomited was still a possibility, she turned and popped the coco finger in her mouth. She was using a serious amount of tongue trying to be sexy, somehow not realizing she was tasting a heaping helping of her own crap.

Shocked, I slowly retreated. I sheepishly said, "Uh, I don't feel so good. Can we go home?" Surprised, she smiled and said, "Sure" As she smiled I could see the brown on her tongue and lost it. I puked all over our little picnic/sex blanket.

She helped me to my feet and drove me home. Thankfully because I had puked she didn't expect a kiss before she left.

I could never really look at her the same again. Even though she had no idea what was on her finger(as far as I know), I knew. The taint was there.

The sex was much more eventful than the Super Bowl as the Cowpies killed the Bills.