So SH was staying at his girlfriends house where she lived with her mom because he had lost his job and was evicted from his place. One day he was sitting on his girlfriends bed, talking to her best friend on the phone about when and where they should meet to have sex. Scumbag, I know, but it gets worse. So while he was talking to her about how they need to keep it a secret he felt a fart coming on. He squeezed it out and along with it came a hefty shit. So now he was sitting on his girlfriends bed, talking about cheating with her best friend and sporting a pant load of shit. He told the slut he would pick her up in ten minutes and hung up. Instead of jumping in the shower and changing his clothes he waded up the comforter on the bed and used it to wipe up. He then tossed it into her clothes hamper along with his shit soaked undies and pulled his pants back up. As he was walking out of the house to go cheat, (with a bitch who he assumed would not be concerned with the fact he still stunk of shit, mind you), he told his girlfriends mom that the hamper was full and needs washing. Out he walked to cheat on his unsuspecting girlfriend, with her best friend, while still stinking of shit, after using her comforter to clean up with. Needless to say, that relationship did not last much longer.