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I am sorry for the lack of updates recently. I just found the categories section on tube 8 and to be quite honest, it has taken up a lot of my time. I'm also quite lazy. I have been posting stories in small spurts(the way your mom likes it) but I promise to let out a gusher(the way your sister likes it) soon. You might be wondering, "Hey dickhead, you could have posted a story in the time you took to write this clearly half hearted apology." That may be true but as I mentioned before I'm lazy and currently have a tube 8 addiction. Fear not loyal dreamers, I have many stories to come. I am also going to be having a little comment contest where the winner will receive his or her very own "what are you looking at dick nose" t-shirt. Patience my pretty's.