Still AliveJust letting all my loyal (and not so loyal) readers know that I am not dead or out of stories. I will have a new one posted by the end of the week titled "The Jamal Mashburn looking hooker and her pregnant friend" I like simple and attainable goals like that. It's why I have fucked so many fatties.
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I have many true stories that have happened to my friends and I. Stories about sex, embarrassment, shitting yourself, masturbation, strippers, humiliation, and injured genitalia. You will laugh, you will gag, you will sport wood. How many blogs can say that?
Some names have been changed to protect the slutty.
Some names have been changed to protect the slutty.
Past Stories
- The Time I Shit Myself
- Ron Jeremy
- Icy Hot
- The 65 year old Oriental woman
- Red Wings
- Pee Foam Mustache
- The Sleeping Stripper
- The Ostrich Farmer
- My Former Roommate and his Dog Opie
- Poop Finger
- The Mo Story
- The Magic Hand
- Diarrhea Milkshake
- Masterbating on the Job
- The Ghost of McCulloch
- "You ever fuck a santa"
- Sticky Situation
- Happy New Year to Me
- Celebratory Moons Over My Hammy
- Border Patrol Cops are Nice
- Doesn't anyone knock?
- The Anatomically Correct Easter Bunny
- Underwear and Dog Food
- Unsuspecting Girlfriend
- A Strippers Emotional Breakdown
- Mistaken Identity
- Mistaken Identity (The strike out)
- Rent Money
- My first 3-way
- Fuck You Karma
- My Last Day Working for Pizza Hut
- Salt in the Wound
- Public Bathrooms Should have Locks on Them
- Pizza Pizza
- The Four Lick Wonder
- My Butt Period, Menstration not Punctuation
- The Jamal Mashburn Looking Prostitute and Prego
About Me
- Stylez
- I was an extra in a made for TV movie starring David Hasselhoff when I was 10. I haven't done much since.
These people have all tested positive for syphilis. Beware
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2 comments:
Ahh. Fatties. Also known as the "slump buster". I only wish there were more here in Japan!
God designed that this happen in a safe and committed context of love and devotion. According to the maker, this is where sex is at its best.
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